Dirk Nowitzki had an offseason drug test and took to Twitter to express his thoughts about it.
Of course, his reaction was more than hilarious, given his age and lack of athleticism.
Just had off season drug testing. Told the guy: Did you see me move last year?? If I was on something I need to change the product ASAP!!!
— Dirk Nowitzki (@swish41) July 28, 2018
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