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Danny Green of the Los Angeles Lakers is not wasting his time during quarantine. The 32-year-old shooting guard posted a hilarious promo video on his Instagram account that is all about taking care of your… balls.

“Fellas, if you lived as long as I have, you know there’s two very important things that you must take care of. And both of those are your balls,” Green begins the video. “For one, they should not look like this fuzzy, hairy, just plain dirty. Don’t even want to touch them. Sure the ladies prefer that they look like this. Smooth, silky like a baby’s bottom.”