The Cutwoman

[pipini]

After seven hours of working with annoying brats, i finally locked up the shithole and went to the pub for a drink. They were out of WKD's so I got a lemonade. An hour later M calls. She was havin boyfriend troubles as usual. Went to give her my free-of-charge-professional-advice but nothin. I was fed up with her inferiority complex.

Went home at last. Had a shower and some green beans. Turned on the a/c, laid back in my bed and enjoyed the silence of my empty bedroom. As I was laying in there, staring at the ceiling, I started touching myself...

Lately I've developed a terrible skin rash.So I scratched myself. A lot.

I reached further down..to my toes. I started picking my toenails. I've been doing that for a long time now. It is actually very stimulating. But then I realised that my small toenail was stickin out. I needed to cut it ASAP.

I started looking for my scissors. I couldn't find it. Looked again. Nowhere.

I was getting pretty upset , so I went to my sister's. Asked her for the scissors. She didn't have one! It's been 4 hours and I still haven't cut my stupid nail!

I NEED THE FUCKIN SCISSORS NOW!

I really do