The Miami Heat legend Udonis Haslem was asked about a stat from ESPN Analytics, which gave his team a mere three percent chance of winning the series against the Boston Celtics, who boasted a 97 percent chance of reaching the NBA Finals.
“I’m sure the assalytics, assaholycs, or whatever they call themselves had us not beating Milwaukee in this first round,” Haslem said.
“I’m sure the assalytics probably didn’t have me sitting here with three rings and [as] the leading rebounder in Heat history. I don’t listen to assalytics.”
