DeAndre Jordan Blake Griffin Clippers
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Six months after the Los Angeles Clippers front office put together a large production to woo power forward Blake Griffin to sign a five-year deal worth $171 million, they traded him to the Detroit Pistons. Blake walks us through how events unfolded, from a faux jersey retirement ceremony to awkwardness from the Clippers’ GM and eventually learning of his next NBA stop via a tweet from ESPN’s Adrian Wojnarowski: